Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space
Christmas Queens & Jackie Beat & Katya Zamolodchikova * Track #18 On Christmas Queens 2
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Album Christmas Queens 2
- #1’Twas the Night (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Pandora Boxx & Thorgy Thor & Jiggly Caliente & Ivy Winters & Jackie Beat & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck
- #2Deck the Halls
Christmas Queens & Pandora Boxx & Jackie Beat & Jiggly Caliente & Ivy Winters & Thorgy Thor & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck
- #3Christmas Stories (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Jiggly Caliente & Jackie Beat & Alaska Thunderfuck & Thorgy Thor
- #4Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux
Alaska Thunderfuck
- #5A Hanukkah Moment (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Jiggly Caliente & Darienne Lake & Manila Luzon & Jackie Beat & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jinkx Monsoon
- #6Passive Aggressive Christmas
Jinkx Monsoon & Major Scales
- #7Katya’s Smelly Friend (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Jiggly Caliente & Darienne Lake & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jackie Beat & Katya Zamolodchikova & Ivy Winters & Thorgy Thor
- #8Merry Christmas, It’s Whateva
Katya Zamolodchikova
- #9Hangry Queens (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jackie Beat & Manila Luzon & Jiggly Caliente & Ivy Winters
- #10Xmas Hams
Jiggly Caliente & Ginger Minj
- #11Food Coma (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Jackie Beat & Ivy Winters & Thorgy Thor & Jiggly Caliente & Manila Luzon & Phi Phi O’hara
- #12Fireside
Phi Phi O’hara
- #13Not-so Secret Santa (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Thorgy Thor & Jackie Beat & Ivy Winters & Jiggly Caliente & Alaska Thunderfuck & Manila Luzon & Pandora Boxx
- #14Down Home Country Christmas
Ginger Minj & Carnie Wilson
- #15Pandora Boxx’s Gingerbread Person (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & BenDeLaCreme & Pandora Boxx & Alaska Thunderfuck & Manila Luzon
- #16The Nativity Twist
BenDeLaCreme
- #17This Party Blows (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Jackie Beat & Katya Zamolodchikova
- #18Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space
Christmas Queens & Jackie Beat & Katya Zamolodchikova
- #19Mother Lovin Rotary Call (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck & Detox Icunt & Jackie Beat &
- #20Homemade for the Holidays
Detox Icunt &
- #21Tardy for the Party (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Sharon Needles & Jiggly Caliente & Thorgy Thor
- #22Snow Machine
Sharon Needles
- #23Darienne Lake vs. Egg Nog (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck & BenDeLaCreme & Darienne Lake
- #24Working Holiday
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck
- #25Blackout Fantasy (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jackie Beat & Jiggly Caliente & Thorgy Thor & Ivy Winters & Manila Luzon
- #26O Holy Night
Michelle Visage & Thorgy Thor
- #27Let There Be Light! (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Thorgy Thor & Jiggly Caliente & Ivy Winters & BenDeLaCreme & Manila Luzon
- #28Elfy Winters Night
Ivy Winters
- #29Miss Fame Serving Santa (Interlude)
Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Miss Fame & Thorgy Thor & Jiggly Caliente & Manila Luzon
- #30Auld Lang Syne
Christmas Queens & Katya Zamolodchikova & Jackie Beat & Ivy Winters
- #31Time to Time
Christmas Queens & Jinkx Monsoon & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jackie Beat & Manila Luzon & Darienne Lake & Jiggly Caliente
Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space by Christmas Queens (Ft. Jackie Beat & Katya Zamolodchikova)
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Katya Zamolodchikova & Jackie BeatBossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space Lyrics
[Intro: Jackie Beat]
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4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff!
[Verse 1: Jackie Beat]
It was December 25th, in the year 3000
And my spaceship was orbiting Earth
I ate some freeze-dried turkey and a capsule of egg nog
To celebrate the savior's birth
I decorated the inside of my jet propelled module
And broke all of gravity's laws
I was feeling really homesick so I looked out the window
And I saw Santa Claus!
[Interlude: Jackie Beat]
Hey, fat stuff! How ya doin'!
Hahahaha
[Verse 2: Katya]
I wore a tight silver jumpsuit with matching boots
Everything an astronaut could want
And a clear plastic helmet that looked like a bubble
Big enough to hold my green bouffant
I tuned out mission control and turned the dial 'till I found
A station playing music made on Mars
It was a holiday treat, but with a Space-Age beat
And intergalactic guitars
[Interlude: Katya]
The moon looks like a giant disco ball!
[Chorus: Both]
Bossa nova Christmas here in outer space
Drinking tang with vodka, toasting the human race
Wearing moon mascara and big dipper base
It's a bossa nova Christmas here in outer space
[Verse 3: Jackie Beat]
You can find mistletoe on a mission to Mars
And even if you could, imagine this:
There is no telephone, so you're just sittin' there alone
Feeling alien with no one there to kiss
[Verse 4: Katya]
And Saturn is so strange, no presents to exchange
And the holidays on Neptune are just heinous
The food on Jupiter blows, that's why everybody knows
The best place for a party is Uranus
[Chorus: Both]
Bossa nova Christmas here in outer space
Loosen your Van Allen belt and shove some fruitcake in your face
Thank Astrud Gilberto when you're sayin' grace
It's a bossa nova Christmas here in outer space
[Outro: Both]
Bossa nova Christmas here in outer space
Shoot your rocket in my crater, let's cut to the chase
Put it in my asteroid and then blastoff on my face
Cause it's a bossa nova Christmas here in outer space
Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space Q&A
Who wrote Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space's ?
Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space was written by Katya Zamolodchikova & Jackie Beat.
Who produced Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space's ?
Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space was produced by PEG Records.
When did Christmas Queens release Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space?
Christmas Queens released Bossa Nova Christmas in Outer Space on Fri Nov 11 2016.