Christmas Queens & Pandora Boxx & Thorgy Thor & Jiggly Caliente & Ivy Winters & Jackie Beat & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck
Christmas Queens & Pandora Boxx & Jackie Beat & Jiggly Caliente & Ivy Winters & Thorgy Thor & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Jiggly Caliente & Jackie Beat & Alaska Thunderfuck & Thorgy Thor
Alaska Thunderfuck
Christmas Queens & Jiggly Caliente & Darienne Lake & Manila Luzon & Jackie Beat & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jinkx Monsoon
Jinkx Monsoon & Major Scales
Christmas Queens & Jiggly Caliente & Darienne Lake & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jackie Beat & Katya Zamolodchikova & Ivy Winters & Thorgy Thor
Katya Zamolodchikova
Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jackie Beat & Manila Luzon & Jiggly Caliente & Ivy Winters
Jiggly Caliente & Ginger Minj
Christmas Queens & Jackie Beat & Ivy Winters & Thorgy Thor & Jiggly Caliente & Manila Luzon & Phi Phi O’hara
Phi Phi O’hara
Christmas Queens & Thorgy Thor & Jackie Beat & Ivy Winters & Jiggly Caliente & Alaska Thunderfuck & Manila Luzon & Pandora Boxx
Ginger Minj & Carnie Wilson
Christmas Queens & BenDeLaCreme & Pandora Boxx & Alaska Thunderfuck & Manila Luzon
BenDeLaCreme
Christmas Queens & Jackie Beat & Katya Zamolodchikova
Christmas Queens & Jackie Beat & Katya Zamolodchikova
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck & Detox Icunt & Jackie Beat &
Detox Icunt &
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Sharon Needles & Jiggly Caliente & Thorgy Thor
Sharon Needles
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck & BenDeLaCreme & Darienne Lake
Christmas Queens & Manila Luzon & Alaska Thunderfuck
Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jackie Beat & Jiggly Caliente & Thorgy Thor & Ivy Winters & Manila Luzon
Michelle Visage & Thorgy Thor
Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Thorgy Thor & Jiggly Caliente & Ivy Winters & BenDeLaCreme & Manila Luzon
Ivy Winters
Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Miss Fame & Thorgy Thor & Jiggly Caliente & Manila Luzon
Christmas Queens & Katya Zamolodchikova & Jackie Beat & Ivy Winters
Christmas Queens & Jinkx Monsoon & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jackie Beat & Manila Luzon & Darienne Lake & Jiggly Caliente
[Intro]
Ugh...
It's already Christmas time again
Oh, man..
My parents just don't understand
[Verse 1]
I want a Girl Talk, but they got me a Jenga
Wanted Nintendo, but they got me a Sega
I opened that envelope, and what the heck?
Grandma just gave me a $5 check (Ugh!)
[Chorus] (x2)
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Wanna bet me? I'll bet you a million bucks
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Don't mess with me, I don't give a dang
[Verse 2]
Trucks, and trains, and tinker toys
I don't want that junk, that stuff's for boys
Barbie dolls, Barbie dolls
All I ever ever wanted was Barbie dolls
Skipper, Tracy, Christy, Stacy
Feeling so Shameless like William H. Macy
I might be snails and puppy dog tails
But, I like big hair, and I like long nails (Yeah!)
[Chorus] (x2)
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Wanna bet me? I'll bet you a million bucks
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Don't mess with me, I don't give a dang
[Bridge]
Oh, my goodness
What is that glowing heavenly light over there, descending from the snow-filled sky?
It's me, Alaska, The Ghost of Christmas Presents
And I'm here to tell you a little something about your situation, sweetheart
Girl, why you complaining?
You're not in India starving
It's not like you don't have nothing
You're so dang spoiled, it's alarming
You got some parents that love you, a brother that bugs you
So lucky that you got a rooftop above you
Christmas is cool, so get into it
You get what you get and you don't throw a fit
[Chorus (Variation)]
Christmas rocks! Christmas rocks!
Look, I just got a pair of tube socks!
Christmas rocks! Christmas rocks!
I can even make a fort out of the box!
Christmas rocks! Christmas rocks!
You wanna bet me? I'll bet you a million bucks
Thank you mom and dad, I can't really be sad
Cause after all, Christmas isn't really so bad...
Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux was written by Alaska Thunderfuck.
Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux was produced by PEG Records.
Alaska Thunderfuck released Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux on Fri Nov 11 2016.