On the Bus

[MICKY, spoken]
Climb aboard!

[TERRY, spoken]
Hop right in, me ducky

[MICKY]
Let's get you where you're going

[TERRY]
You've all seen the airport
It used to be the biggest airport in North America
Planes used to stop here to gas up from everywhere

[MICKY]
Ooh! Frank Sinatra, Albert Einstein

[TERRY]
Muhammad Ali

[MICKY & TERRY]
The Queen

[TERRY]
Then they invented jet planes that can get across the ocean on one tank

[MICKY]
So there's no need to refuel anymore

[TERRY]
Leaving us with this giant airport!

(MICKY brakes suddenly)

[MICKY]
Now there's the reason I drives slow

[TERRY]
That there in the middle of the road?

[MICKY & TERRY]
Ya. That's a moose

[MICKY]
She'll move when she's good and ready

(On another bus, NICK approaches DIANE)

[NICK]
Mind if I sit here?

[DIANE]
Oh, hello Nick
I thought we lost you

[NICK]
No, I just needed to get an emergency prescription filled
Nothing serious, it's not like:
"Oh my god, he's off his medication!"
I'll stop talking now

[DIANE]
It's fine

[NICK]
Any news yet about your husband who was flying today?

[DIANE]
My- No
Do you mind if we just don't talk about that?
I haven't been able to get to a phone

[NICK]
I'm sorry
I'll help you find a phone as soon as we get...
Wherever we're going