Off The Floor

The Key of Awesome & Todd Womack & Anastasia Douglas * Track #36 On The Key of Awesome (webseries)

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Off The Floor by The Key of Awesome (Ft. Anastasia Douglas & Todd Womack)

Release Date

Mon Mar 28 2011

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The Key of AwesomeTodd Womack & Anastasia Douglas

Produced by

Frans Mernick

Writed by

Todd Womack & Mark Douglas

Off The Floor Lyrics

[Intro: Todd Womack as Pitbull & Anastasia Douglas as Jennifer Lopez]
J-Lo!
My name ain't on the list, come down and tell 'em I'm wit you
It's a new infestation
This is Wow Wow Wubbzy
Of bridge and tunnel people
Get off the floor, drunky
Lay on your side, dummy
Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche bags in the soul-destroying line at the club

[Verse 1: Todd Womack as Pitbull]
I'm confused (-fused)
And I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use (to use)
Drives me insane, they all look the same, which one do I choose (choose)?
My GPS is a big ol' mess and ruined my shoes (shoes)
I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed, now I got a big bruise (bruise)
What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse? Damn
Ple-ple-ple-please check the list again
I gotta go meet my friend, Dolly

[Verse 2: Anastasia Douglas as Jennifer Lopez, Todd Womack as Pitbull & Both]
If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored
When dancing be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in aisle four
Point and laugh at the poor
They can't get in the door
Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up
Leave your dignity and shame at the door
Squeeze your size ten butt into a size four
So many tools here, it's like a hardware store
The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they're spastic
The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment (Dali)

[Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Jennifer Lopez & Todd Womack as Pitbull]
Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club
Pick up the phone, J-Lo, it's Pitbull again, llamame
Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club
Not if I don't get inside I won't (Dalai)
I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor
Yo, true dat, I can hear that badonk-a-donk from outside
Bla ba bla bla, I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore
Bla ba bla bla

[Verse 3: Todd Womack as Pitbull]
This shit is whack, son, I'm getting pissed
I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain't askin' for permission, son, I insist
Ahh dude, you're breakin' my wrist
O-wow-o-wow-ow, that hurts
Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt?
I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover
Fine, you win, I'll pay the cover

[Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Jennifer Lopez & Todd Womack as Pitbull]
I finally got inside now it's time to the booty slap
(This is the last call for alcohol, y'all) (say what?)
The night is over, it's time for me to go and take a nap
¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para tres horas en la linea. Esta muy frio alla. ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo?

Off The Floor

The Key of Awesome & Todd Womack & Anastasia Douglas * Track #36 On The Key of Awesome (webseries)

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