Modern Monster Mash

The Key of Awesome & Todd Womack & Mike Birch & Mark Douglas * Track #79 On The Key of Awesome (webseries)

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Modern Monster Mash by The Key of Awesome (Ft. Mark Douglas, Mike Birch & Todd Womack)

Release Date

Mon Oct 20 2014

Performed by

The Key of AwesomeTodd Womack & Mike Birch & Mark Douglas

Produced by

Deep V Music

Writed by

Mark Douglas

Modern Monster Mash Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You remember in the 60's when I invented the Mash?
Well, now the time has come for me to update that smash
Since I've been out of the fright game for 52 odd years
I invited a new crew to spread spooky cheer
The first to arrive was Dr. Hannibal Lecter
He brought his own date and he seemed to respect her
They hit the dance floor with a jive and a jitter
Then he, he ripped off her face! He's pulling out her liver!

[Chorus: Mark Douglas as Boris & Mark Douglas as Jigsaw]
(That's really gross!) Oh my god, what just happened?
(He ate her face) Yes, I know, I saw!
(Speaking of Saw...) I like to play disgusting games
(He broke his jaw) that is way too graphic, I'm going to faint!

[Verse 2]
Surely all the other guests won't be this rude
Like this classic monster: a scary, hip dude
He's got a kooky style and a spooktastic look
Oh my god! He just hung the waiter on a meat hook
Why?!

[Chorus]
(He's Leatherface!) He's cutting him up with a chainsaw
(It's what he does!) Who is Freddy Krueger?
(He haunts your dreams) Ooh, he sounds like a real spooker
(I murder teens) You can't escape me, bitch!
Language!

[Verse 3]
In my day, the monsters would just give you a spook
Nowadays it seems they all just want to make you puke
Ah, the Human Centipede, that sounds like a hit
Wait, the ones in back have to eat the front one's shit?
Enough! The party's over, everybody out
You all have no idea what Spooktober is about
Here comes the Wolfman, he'll show you how it's done
He knows how to be creepy but he always keeps it fun

[Verse 4: Mark Douglas as Boris, Mark Douglas as Jigsaw, Mike Birch as Hannibal Lecter & Todd Womack as Leatherface]
Nooooo! That was my friend!
Why did he meet such a horrifying end?
Is it too much to ask to have some monsters dance?
It's really quite a hoot if you give it half a chance!
This guy won't let it go, I think it's rather sad
Guys, I feel guilty. And I also feel bad
Let's give him a couple moves, it's the least we can do
Okay, places everybody
And a one, and a two

[Chorus: Mark Douglas as Boris & Todd Womack as Leatherface]
(Look at us dance!) You did the monster dance?
Hey look, jazz hands!
Don't twist too fast!
(Our skulls are smashed) Ah great, it's the girl from The Ring
(Her heart is black) Ooh, she really knows how to swing

[Outro: Mark Douglas as Jigsaw & Todd Womack as Leatherface]
I wouldn't look directly at her face if I were you-
Oh well, we tried
He died doing what he loved
Monster choreography
Hey guys, I know a game we can play
Guys? Anyone? No?

Modern Monster Mash

The Key of Awesome & Todd Womack & Mike Birch & Mark Douglas * Track #79 On The Key of Awesome (webseries)

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