John Mayer for Dummies
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- #1Heavy Metal Cats!
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- #13Glitter Puke
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- #14John Mayer for Dummies
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- #22California Gurls
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- #23Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex)
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- #24Tron Girl
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- #25Afraid
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- #26I Love the Way You Like
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- #27Michael Jackson: Glee!
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- #30Black Eyed Peas Parody
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- #31Monster
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- #32Winter Girls Song
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- #33Grenade
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- #34Lady Gaga’s Bored This Way
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- #35Off The Floor
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- #36Rolling in the Deep
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- #37I Need A Doctor
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- #38E.T. V.D.
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- #39Bearded Nun
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- #40Give Me Everything
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- #41Harry Potter and The Steamy Slow Jam!
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- #42Moves Like Grandpa
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- #43Where Is Everyone?
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- #44Ducked Up Lips
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- #46On the Down Low
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- #47Santa and I Know It
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- #48My Own Song
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- #49Somebody That I Used To Know
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What Makes You BeautifulThe Key of Awesome
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Call Me CrazyThe Key of Awesome
- #52Game of Pay Thrones
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- #53Summer Jam (2012 Megamix)
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One ErectionThe Key of Awesome
- #55As Long As I’m Swaggy
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- #56Kim Jong Style
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We Were Never Actually TogetherThe Key of Awesome
- #58Die Young
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- #59Booty Jam
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- #60Thrift Shop
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- #61Tribute to Ridiculous Voices
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- #62Start a Mumford Band
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- #63Holy Shit I’m Playing All Of The Parts
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We Can’t StopThe Key of Awesome & Mark Douglas
- #65Gaga-Plause
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- #66Breaking Ballad
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- #67Spoiled
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- #68Hunger Games: Catching Fire
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- #69Official Lyric Video
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- #70Timber
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- #71Forget To Remember You
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- #72Truck Love
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- #73Dark Horse
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- #74Candy Crush Heavy Metal Saga
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- #76Another Summer Jam
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- #77Shake it Off
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- #78Modern Monster Mash
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- #79All About That Bass
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- #80Fireball
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- #81Hanging Tree
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- #82FourFiveSeconds
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- #85Epic Pop Song Tutorial
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- #86Bad Blood
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- #87Key of Awesome 100: The Remix Musical
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- #88Hello
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- #89Sorry
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- #90Christmas Parody Spectacular
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- #93Work
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- #94The Guest Rapper Killed The Guitar Solo
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- #95All In My Head (Flex)
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- #96Hillary Rodham Clinton
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- #97Starboy
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- #98The 2016 Didn’t Totally Suck Song
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- #99Shape of You
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- #100Chained To The Rhythm
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- #101That’s What I Like
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- #102Green Light
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HUMBLE.The Key of Awesome
- #104Malibu
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- #105Bon Appétit
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- #106Fetish
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- #107Look What You Made Me Do
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John Mayer for Dummies by The Key of Awesome
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The Key of AwesomeJohn Mayer for Dummies Lyrics
[Verse 1]
If you wanna know
How to get laid
It's really pretty easy
Sit down and write a love song
And make sure that it's cheesy
I didn't score with all these stars
By sitting 'round and hopin'
I've got this magical guitar
That makes their legs fly open
Natalie Portman and Taylor Swift
I've been there and done that
Did Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Jessica Simpson
Before they both got fat
Nailed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
Before they went to jail
Gonna give my banana, to Hannah Montana
And Megan Fox as well
[Hook]
I tell the ladies exactly what they want to hear
I whisper that bullshit right into their ear, yeah
I emasculate myself but I put it into a song
Now watch me play this guitar solo, with my dong
[Verse 2]
Damn girl you look sexy in those funky old sweatpants
When I make my guitar face it puts you in a trance
Looking at pictures from your trip is always so much fun
Please tell me the long story behind every single one
I want you to know, I love you so, and I'm not like other guys
Your body is so wonderful, it makes my penis cry
I'll make you a film called Dirty Dancing and Sensibility
By the way would you like to see some of my stand-up comedy
[Spoken]
How's everybody doing tonight?
I don't know about you but I masturbate about fifty times a day
This guy right here knows what I'm talking about
Am I right, Am I right?
Wait girl come back, I'll stop I swear
[Hook]
You can't resist me when I sing and play right up in your face
Please let me put my SUV into your parking space
My super love powers leave every woman wanting more
I've banged every girl in Hollywood, now I'm just bored
[Outro]
Now I'm just bored
So I just watch porn
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When did The Key of Awesome release John Mayer for Dummies?
The Key of Awesome released John Mayer for Dummies on Mon Feb 15 2010.