Of Course You Wear Glasses

You look so pretty in pictures
I want some copies with stickers
I twist my whisker hairs when I hear the sound of your
Summer salts impress me, presence of a jet ski
If all the lakes were frozen would you come over

I'll teach you weave a basket and promise I won't ask it
To hold all my jewelry just in case you leave
I need a clipping of your memoir the first page should read
How you met a foxy hottie with the breath of winter green (mmm, delicious)

Of course, of course you wear glasses (we wear glasses)
The better to see me with (better to see you with) are you seeing this
(Such finesse, such finesse)
Of course, of course I am dancing (she is dancing)
The better to romance you with (consider us romanced)
Then let's eat snacks in the moon light
(We say yes, we say yes)

I go to Reese's Pieces watching creases of your pleather pants
Do a river dance with dramatic enhance
I get emotional planning promotional gifts
We would give in our gift baskets describing our love
I say with certainty I find a certain someone handsome
And certainly I dread paying your overpriced ransom
From the inside of a mansion we could build an expansion
To preserve our knickknacks and forget-me-nots
Now don't forget

Of course, of course you wear glasses (we wear glasses)
The better to see me with (better to see you with) are you seeing this
(Such finesse, such finesse)
Of course, of course I am dancing, (she is dancing)
The better to romance you with (consider us romanced) now enter my boudoir
(We say yes, we say yes)

At a four-way stop at an intersection in a hybrid car heading your direction
Like atop a chief who makes vegan cheese for a pizza party all the teens scream
My love for you is growing like a conga line
Like a cruise ship on the ocean where the people wear lotion
My love for you is happening all the time
Like a boy band singing a love jam to a girl's hand (I understand)
Like a World War vet with a stamp collection drinking kombucha to fight infection
Like a old house with mildew in need of a cleaning crew (I like you)

I got a tickle in my pocket 'cause I bought you a locket
Hoping to get you in some fashion looks previously you overlooked
Tend to draw your portrait while I’m sitting in meetings
Wondering what you’d cook for dinner if you’d consider my feelings
I’ve computed all the data, I’ve compiled all the data
The results are in and I’ve got to have ya

Of course you wear glasses the better to see me with
(Of course we wear glasses the better to see you with)
Of course you wear oven mitts better to feed me with
(Of course we wear oven mitts better to feed you with)
Of course I am dancing the better to romance you with
(Of course you are dancing the better to romance us, consider us romanced)