No Pants Policy (Titus Jones Remix)

[Intro]
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me

[Verse 1]
My hair is looking greasy, haven't washed it in days
But I'm still looking pretty in my faux fur beret
I'm spray tan, golden brown, bra with wires digging down
Hunting, trapping sugar boos, want your lotioned paws up on my hooves

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't be Rudy Judy
Don't be Sad Sam
Want your Chatty Cathy all up on my lady pants
I'm taking public transportation, taking lady vitamins
I'm taking any kind of loving as long as it doesn't end

[Chorus]
I got a no pants policy if you're dancing next to me
I got a no pants policy if you're dancing next to me
Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs
I see your calves aren't surprised I had this rule authorized
No pants, no pants
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me

[Verse 2]
I got my blinders on, I can't see them watching us
But if they all get winky at you, I won't make them applesauce
Bring me your weak beats, bring me your slow jams
I'm not gonna get picky when you all start to understand

[Pre-Chorus]
Pound the floor some more, you got me thinking that I'm loving you
Loving the dance moves, loving the attitudes
I can focus my vision I'm 20/20 strong
And as long as we keep dancing we'll have to play along

[Chorus]
I got a no pants policy if you're dancing next to me
I got a no pants policy if you're dancing next to me
Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs
I see your calves aren't surprised I had this rule authorized
No pants, no pants
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me

[Refrain]
No
Pants
(No pants policy if you're dancing next to me)
No
Pants
(No pants policy if you're dancing next to me)

[Bridge]
Trust me I'm a lady I don't even have a baby
I just wanna see a hottie with a body cutting loose
I don't wanna touch you much
The music makes me get so grabby
Keep the heat up, keep the beat up
Take your pants off I'll be happy

[Refrain]
No
Pants
(No pants policy if you're dancing next to me)
No
Pants
(No pants policy if you're dancing next to me)

[Verse 3]
I wanna march with you to the beat
Watch and learn, don't take a seat
We'll check your pulse later
Over ketchup and a tater
'Cause you're my new inspiration, you're my new set of rules
And according to the story, wearing pants is for fools!

[Chorus]
I got a no pants policy if you're dancing next to me
I got a no pants policy if you're dancing next to me
Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs
I see your thighs aren't surprised I had this rule authorized
No pants, no pants
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me