How We Go Out

Wig-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wack!

On the way to the clubs we pass a Dairy Queen
You stop 'cause you know how much it means to me
We take the backseats out of your minivan
Now we roll like a Hummer or a full-sized sedan

Now park this thing real close to the club
And feel free to break out the golden lady rub
And hold my hand when we approach the bouncer
I don't wanna look like a hungry camp counselor

'Cause this is how we go out
In my town, roll down the windows
Let Reba crack the bass
Wave to the Hot Pocket peoples with the smiles on their face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dancefloor
Shake it if you wanna hear more

Stomp once to hear Britney
And twice for Beyonce
Now three times if you wanna hear me get nasty
Ooh, girl get nasty

All I wanna do is zig-a-zig-ah!
Little louder now 'cause I can't hear ya
You get me hotter than a stick of hot glue
And I'm scrapbooking everything we do

Ring ring ring, that's my cell
Bring the bling when I sing, of course I will
Hand it to me to get the people shocked
Myspace from my lovers, can you hear my beat talking?
It says I love you!

I arrive looking good, and thankfully
My pants do stretch which allow me to be
Free on the dancefloor but not a cheap date
I pour the body glitter on 'cause I never hesitate

Now my master plan is to shock then tease
Break every heart then bust my knees
Proving and grooving; my brand new dance
Might just be the greatest in the land

Then the crowd says, "Ahahaha"
When I do my scissor kicks
And then the crowd screams, "Oohoohoohoohoo"
When I do my lady flips

'Cause this is how we go out
In my town, roll down the windows
Let Reba crack the bass
Wave to the Hot Pocket peoples with the smiles on their face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dancefloor
Shake it if you wanna hear more

Stomp once to hear Britney
And twice for Beyonce
Now three times if you wanna hear me get nasty
Ooh, girl get nasty

All I wanna do is zig-a-zig-ah!
Little louder now 'cause I can't hear ya
You get me hotter than a stick of hot glue
And I'm scrapbooking everything we do

Ring ring ring, that's my cell
Bring the bling when I sing, of course I will
Hand it to me to get the people shocked
Myspace from my lovers, can you hear my beat talking?
It says I love you!

It's 2 o'clock and the club is closed
Everyone's heading home, I'll see you next weekend
Then I get a tip about a party
Three blocks away (let's go!)

'Cause this is how we go out
In my town, roll down the windows
Let Reba crack the bass
Wave to to the Hot Pocket people with the smiles on their face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dancefloor
Shake it if you wanna hear more

Stomp once for Britney
Stomp once for Britney
Now twice for Beyonce
Now twice for Beyonce
Now three times if you wanna hear me get nasty

All I wanna do is zig-a-zig-ah!
Little louder now 'cause I can't hear ya
You get me hotter than a stick of hot glue
And I'm scrapbooking everything we do

Ring ring ring, that's my cell
Bring the bling when I sing, of course I will
Hand it to me to get the people shocked
Myspace from my lovers, can you hear my beat talking?

Girl, get nasty
Girl, get nasty