Yawn
Such a nice day outside
Let's close the blinds
Watch Star Trek all day
[verse one]
I'm two steps away from starting my twelve step program
I'll start in two weeks and leave my friends like I don't know them
And I'm seven years away from the twenty seven club
That's quite a ways to go but I got my ticket stub
All I know know is that I’m so damn tired
Like life is exam week and I just got fired
But this claymation sculpture was full of air bubbles
So I exploded in the kiln just to add to my troubles
Fragments in the forehead of my dead art teacher
School is out so hear them all cheer
Pom poms and drum toms
Playing the fanfare
But you didn't get asked to prom
How damn unfair
What are we gonna do with that dress and that tux
I’m starting to think it was a wasted thousand bucks
Lets go get pregnant abstinence based education
It just there to add to my frustration `
[hook one]
Good times were there but I was not
I was taking a walk around the block
Taking in the sunshine
Thinking of new rhymes
I drank iced tea and complained a lot
[verse two]
Am I a sloth or a hermit crab
Just looking for snacks to grab
Cliff notes philosophy to nab
Watch the twin peaks pilot for the fifth time to day
Deny anyone who wants me to come out to play
I’d rather build a pillow fort
Blanket cocoon hard core
Earl Grey hot star trek encore
Gotta catch em all and build my tiny tower
Don’t do the dishes till my house smells sour
I got better things to do I bet
Than practice kung fu and zazen
They won’t get me hired lest I move to san Fransisco
Wear long robes and quote monks you don’t know
I don’t talk to classmates in facilitated discussion
While at home my partner receives the repercussions
Talk her ear off and eat it cause it pushes her buttons
If she ever leaves me I’ll probably become a shut in
[hook two]
Good times are here but I am not
I’m taking a walk around the block
Taking in the sunshine
Thinking of new rhymes
I drink iced tea and complain a lot