No Other MC

[Pip Skid]
You ain't got shit to say and no one's hearing
I'm a Canadian great like Leslie Nielsen
Smuggle my Naked Gun onto the Airplane
And all these halfwits thinking that rap is a fair game
I share pain and some people relate
Fuck these dumb shit rappers, thinking that they so great
Make heads inflate and keep it lucrative
Gonna take a grip of cash for me to let your crew to live
All these fruits got it easy but they lack the edge
Lay around burning [?]
Yeah what I said and got my homie's back
But the other four arms in this track are wack
You can't rap an office job is your best bet
Your rhymes is the equivalent of jokes on West Jet
Hold the mic like "Thanks Master P"

"Ain't no other MC like me" - Biz Markie 'On And On'

[Interlude: DJ Hunnicutt talking]
Dude name checks Leslie Nielsen and Master P in the same verse. This shit's just getting weird now. Yo mcenroe, why don't you drop your verse?

[mcenroe]
I string together lines over drums that I chop
And go for the doe like the bums and Ihop
Rock a thousand shows and make dirty stages sick
Which is why my resume is about 30 pages thick
With degrees and companies, credits in production
Decades of quality, benefits of gumption
Creativity, always will I be
Nuts to a sucker punk if he ain't feeling me
Once you see me live no more you overlook me
Call a 1-800 number have your promoter book me
They call me CEO but that's a misnomer too
Cause I'm the star player though I'm sitting in the owner's booth
My work the kind of thing that you rarely doubt
Good management wins titles, ask Jerry Krause
Would you even sound as good without me finding effect?
When you answer, bare in mind who's signing the check
Get to remembering who might hit mute
Take credit for assembling this tight lipped troupe
Got love for the crew known as the double B but
"Ain't no other MC like me"

[Interlude: DJ Hunnicutt talking]
Yeah. Just in case you forgot, right mcenroe?