Make Noise

[Verse One: John Smith]
He's Pip Vicious
I'm Johnny Rotten
We got Flossin' Roddy and Dandy Kaufman
Diesel G-ruf and DJ Sneeze B
He make the beat brah, please believe me

[Pip Skid]
Tear beats apart like I lost the remote
Throw a fit like Puff over the cost of a boat
Get, tossed in a mote, life ain't so sunny
You wanna make requests, then you'll write 'em on money

[mcenroe]
Enough with the tales of the wack and the shitty
Because I heard there's a sale down in spatula city
You're passion is iffy while my fashion is spiffy
When the check is in the mail then I'm cashing it quickly

[Gruf]
We're keeping it cranked up, Winnipeg frankfurters
Hunting on Yanks, fish tank from a stank river
We know no boundaries, proud to rock a crowd with ease
Make you squint like Sour T's right before you power Z's

[Yy]
I got a few beers, that I be sip in a week
I got a new ear, a new way of hearing a beat
I had a career, afraid it wasn't paying which means
I have to do here, which doesn't need explaining to me

[John Smith]
We're the genuine articles
Garden gnomes
Sprawled on a lawn of starter homes
Rapping and scratching
That there's the hardest jones
Balding and battling
Hat hair, you're not alone
Huh

[mcenroe]
We'll leave you unemployed like Joyce DeWitt
We know that it wasn't your choice to quit
Forgotten as your episodes are all erased
And no one tuned in for your fall from grace

[Gruf]
We welcome you to the shindig
As we dig at your shin
It's figurative, scribble this out, get a bib
Let the kids out, get a big couch but never pig out

[Pip Skid]
Why you wanna bother with the shit that you talk?
You mumble cause of the cock, yo we spit where you walk
And it fit in the lock, see we hold the key
Like Rick Moranis and Sigourney

[Yy]
Displace not a word that we said
Study it like it was your head
Make a map for the direction you're led
Take a nap and you'll be asking your friend
What? When when?
Points what luck led them up and in

[John Smith]
I roll joints as fat as a baby's finger
Light it in a bus shack and let the hazy linger
Thread in the red when we break for dinner
If I'm bent, them I'm fed, then it's danger for ya

[Pip Skid]
I'm a public embarrassment like Ray Benzino
Thing for older women women especially Filipino
We know, that you know nothing about rap
Cause you're about as dumb as a bag of cats

[mcenroe]
Not nice but the game is tight
Let's roll dice for the naming rights
Why chastise such a lonely bastard?
It's the rap life that you know we mastered

[Gruf]
I'm all in gravel, highly flammable like flannel though
Guess you could say I'm like Animal stressing mechanical
Causing hazards for the average Joe without the antidote
But watch me stand afloat letting all the madness splash about

[Pip Skid]
You're raps drop plain and look like stick figures
While we rock beats that's fresh as Pick Withers
Ask around they'll tell you that Pip delivers
You're part time and suck shit like Joan Rivers

[mcenroe]
Cold if you let up
Fooled in a set up
Schooled like a rookie, forgot to keep your head up
Next thing you know you've been knocked like Lindros
Not even [?] pissy foe who's been tossed

[Yy]
(Who's that coming to dinner?)
(Someone we know)
Let an outside into the crew like "how could he know"
A younger rapper by way of your brother's records
The crew is almost through breaking bread, I'm having seconds

[Scratch Hook]
"Me and my boys, we make noise" - Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock 'Joy And Pain'