No Flies On Auntie

[Verse 1]
Digging his garden, merry ol' soul
Auntie Giselda, made for that hole
Down by the rose bush mother-in-law
She's pushing up daisies for evermore

[Chorus 1]
But don't stop if you're happy, Horace
They won't catch you
Don't stop if you're happy, Horace
No flies on you
Auntie Ivy was poisoned
By spiked cream cakes
So tell us what you're gonna do, oo-hoo! For Christ's sakes
Don't stop if you're happy, pappy
They won't catch you
Don't stop if you're happy, pappy
No flies on you

[Verse 2]
Auntie was happy baking a tart
With apples from Horace, soon she will start
Pushing up rhubarbs, pushing up peas
Pushing up cabbage under the trees, but

[Chorus 2]
Don't stop if you're happy, Horace
Thеy won't catch you
Don't stop if you're happy, Horace
No flies on you
Auntiе Ivy was poisoned
By spiked cream cakes
So tell us what you're gonna do, oo-hoo! For Christ's sakes
Don't stop if you're happy, pappy
They won't catch you
Don't stop if you're happy, Horace
No flies on you

[Outro]
Yeah, well, that was Mr. Moses O'Toole with his own song
"No Flies On Auntie", like they say back in the Old England styles, well... Yessir...