Currently Cheesing

[Intro]
Uhh, we're gon' carry right on with my next guest for tonight, uhh... I know you gon' love him. A good friend of mine, Sylvester Wilkinson all the way from sunny Teddington, giving you "Currently Cheesing" one time...

[Verse 1]
Somehow this is just not on
Tra-la-la la-la la, oh no-no-no no-no no
So we really have to think
'Bout getting on the scene and fixing things up
In a sociable manner that gives us a chance to
Unite 'neath the banner of hope in the wonder
Of soulful salvation

Somehow this is just not on
Tra-la-la la-la la, oh no-no-no no no no

[Chorus]
Currently cheesing, mm-hmm
Currently cheesing away

[Bridge]
Dear Dicky and Maisie and Teddy, you too
Join hands with ol' Anwar and here's what we'll do
Wе'll waltz with ol' Leo and Moshe the Jеw
As well as old Urho and dear Pompidou
And don't let us hear no lines in your prayers
Like "our bomb's bigger than theirs"

And don't try to tell us you don't have a clue
Why Turks ain't delightful and Ireland's a stew
Why Chinks don't like Yankees, they give 'em the flu
It's almost enough to drive you cuckoo

Could start to make it smiling for fun
And say it's alright, but unload your gun
Or then we could load it, fight 'til we drown
Stand on the deck with storm spinning 'round
Cheer while we're watching the ship going down
Hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray, hooray!

(...Ahoy there, ahoy there! Women and children first...)

So... No...

[Verse 2]
Somehow this is just not on
Tra-la-la la-la la, oh no-no-no no no no
So we really have to think
'Bout getting on the scene and fixing things up
In a sociable manner that gives us a chance to
Unite 'neath the banner of hope in the wonder
Of soulful salvation

Somehow this is just not on
Tra-la-la la-la la, so book me a flight to
Saturn, or Pluto, or Venus (cheap midweek flights if possible...)