Warm Rumours

[Intro]
Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen... Straight off I'd like to say a big hello to everybody here tonight. Uhm- we got a lot of guests on here for ya' tonight and they hope they gonna have a ball, and we all hope you gonna have a ball too. Big hello to everybody at home, we're thinking 'bout ya. [?] thanks to Billy and the boys over at the corner table. Nice one Billy! I'd just like to add that standing up here ain't exactly my line, but uh... I'm a kind of friеnd of the club owner. As a kind of personal favor I'm gon' bе round here time to time, uhh- hope I don't bug you. Uhh... so anyway, I'll get out of the way now. I'd just like to bring on my first guest for tonight, and I wanna hear a big one for the Cruisin' Braddock Brothers singing their self-penned biggie
"Warm Rumours". [???]

[Verse 1]
Although the tales I've heard 'bout Venus
Would rot your hair up and melt down your buttons
Quick as a wink and leave you to stink
Checking on the situation
And all the tales I've heard 'bout Saturn
At Tuppence Alley in Lancashire, Blackburn
How many holes will fill up a hole
Checking on the situation

E-e-e-e-e-excitation, stop me when you get the time

[Bridge]
Chills and jelly knees keeping me up
And then down and then up, and then down and then up
Round round, get around, if I could only get a ticket
Tick-tick-tock, ticket to ride
And if I only could see where I'm going...

(La la, tick-tick-tock, do da do didly didly de da do do-do...)

Excitation, revelation, excitation, revelation...

Waterloo station, hang me on the wall
Hiding from the gales and snow
Waterloo station, Sunday in the hall
Waiting for the train to go, toot toot

Chuffa chuff chuff choo choo choo choo
Nooby noo noo jubba joo joo
Over the mountains and over the skies and
Over the ocean, far as the blackbird flies, krak krak

[Verse 2]
And all the tales I've heard 'bout Butlins
Would rot your tent up and melt down your Primus
Quick as a wink and leave you to stink
Checking on the situation

[Outro]
Yeah, well... Thank you very much to Cruisin' Braddock Brothers. Uhh... like I said here I am again, hello-de-do-ya-do to you...