Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice

[Skit: Danny Sexbang, Arin Hanson, Ross O'Donovan & Brian Wecht]
Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice. I'll pick you up at eight
Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone!
Oh God, I've been stabbed!
Brian, no!
Okay Brian, that's a yellow card for-- augh!
Hey, you can't-- ah!
Why does he have grenades?!
Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds!
That's a new record for you!
Looks like someone's finally learning about a little thing called sportsmanship
AUUGH!