New York, New York

[OZZIE, spoken]
Come on, Gabey, hurry up!

[CHIP, spoken]
Twenty-four hours!

[SAILOR, spoken]
Hey, why don't ya look where you're goin'?
You'd think it was your first time in New York!

[GABEY, spoken]
It is!

[The sailors look around them, happily absorbing the scene.]

[GABEY, CHIP, & OZZIE]
New York, New York!
It's a helluva town!

[GABEY]
We've got one day here and not another minute
To see the famous sights!

[OZZIE]
We'll find the romance and danger waiting in it
Beneath the Broadway lights

[GABEY, CHIP & OZZIE]
But we've hair on our chests
So what we like the best are the nights

[CHIP]
Sights!

[OZZIE]
Lights!

[GABEY]
Nights!

[GABEY, CHIP & OZZIE]
New York, New York, a helluva town
The Bronx is up, and the Battery's down
The people ride in a hole in the groun'
New York, New York, it's a helluva town!

[CHIP, spoken]
Hey, Gabey! Gabey, look! Gabey, it says here "There are twenty thousand streets in New York City, not counting MacDougal Alley in the heart of Green-Witch Village, a charming thoroughfare filled with..."

[OZZIE, spoken]
Here we go again!

[CHIP]
The famous places to visit are so many
Or so the guidebooks say
I promised Daddy I wouldn't miss on any
And we have just one day
Gotta see the whole town
From Yonkers on down to the Bay

[GABEY, CHIP & OZZIE]
In just one day!
New York, New York, a visitor's place
Where no one lives on account of the pace
But seven millions are screaming for space
New York, New York, it's a visitor's place!

[GABEY, spoken]
Hey! Look who's comin' back! Tom and Andy!

[OZZIE, spoken]
Hey, Tom, Andy! Hey, hey, fellas, how was your day in New York?

[ANDY, spoken]
Ah, wonderful—I don't remember a thing!

[TOM, spoken]
Awful! I remember everything!

[OZZIE]
Manhattan women are dressed in silk and satin
Or so the fellas say
There's just one thing that's important in Manhattan
When you have just one day
Gotta pick up a date

[CHIP]
Maybe seven

[OZZIE]
Or eight
On your way

[GABEY, CHIP & OZZIE]
In just one day!

New York, New York, a helluva town
The Bronx is up, and the Battery's down
The people ride in a hole in the groun'
New York, New York, it's a helluva town!