Mystico Fanatico

[Intro]
Mystico fanatico!
What'd you say?
Mystico fanatico!
I beg your pardon?
Mystico fanatico!
In other words, a new-age guru!

[Verse 1]
With new-age guru guru-pies everywhere ya look
Ḍākinī, meeny, miny, moe, read ya like a book
Femme fatale on Nembutal, Spider-Girl on call
Tantra Shakti shadow play, Kundalini crawl
But am I not free of this material trip?
Sexuality, a thrill, so cheap
I meditate all day, I eat no meat
I stay awake all night, while I'm asleep
I walk the firewalk with quantum leaps
There's just one word for me: deep

[Pre-Chorus]
I am the quimsic ex-erotico
Intuitive, not erratico

[Chorus]
What am I? I'm a
Mystico fanatico!

[Verse 2]
Psychotropic wave of vibrations
Warm my pot of tea
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-good, J-J-Jеff, and Rudolph the red-nosed stainеr
T-t-t-t-telepathise with me
Seth has spoken through my fridge
I've channelled till I'm blue
My fast will last till Wednesday week
And then I'll be free for you
For all the creatures of land and sea
I am your tea chest — ah-hsp! —cher. Ah, teacher
Can you not see?
I see the future, I read your thoughts
And all these powers of mine add up to nought
'Cause I'm just human
Yes, just like you, man — woman

[Pre-Chorus]
Largistically simplistico
Auto-anal-ytico, who?
The sacred egotistico

[Chorus]
What am I? I'm a
Mystico fanatico!

[Outro]
*Applause and cheering*