Collage / Bellyful of Telephone

[Part I: Collage]

[Intro]
*Phone rings*
Hello, captain here
I'm afraid you're not captain anymore
Playtime's over, you must come ashore
If you don't, we'll have to send someone for
You
Captain I am and captain I stay, matey!

[Part II: Bellyful of Telephone]

[Verse 1]
Bellyful of telephone, gutful of telly
Cool damn heels, hot damn fields
Fool that phone, carve that stone
Knock that rock, it's a click, clack, clock
It's time to be knock, knock, who's who
You two? Anybody there?

[Verse 2]
Bye-bye, sci-fi, flo, flum, twiddle thumb
Toerag, fashion mag, who's the funny one?
With the belly laugh, kneecap on
What's that? Alligator, radiator
Menthol, benzol, big bat, pussycat
Bum note, billy goat, deepthroat, filly boat
New start, crocodile, big deal, jolly bone
Who's stoned?

[Verse 3]
Okay, now then, papers, rapers
Cop shop, capers, chandlers, randers
Planners, banners, sausages and mash
Have another bash, gosh!
Sperm whale, brown ale
Say when! I'm goin' back to come again
Now I'm zen!