My Stuffed Animals Have Rabies

My stuffed animals have rabies
And they won't [?] no more
[?] try to shave them
Little girl next door bit from my savage monkey making her scream and jump and down like a damn raving maniac... Scaring the shit out of me!

And my [?] neighborhood Doberman who danced around in circles while blood shot through the air like a spray hose

I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and found the roasted marshmallows over my flaming anteater
Poor damn thing, it got it a shot!
Poor damn thing!