My Daddy Works for the Secret Marines

My daddy works for the Secret Marines
I know 'cause he keeps six different brains in maldehyde jars on our living room mantlepiece
And he keeps using six different kinds of food coloring in them, for some reason
And uses them for flower pots
And I know 'cause they all talk to me when nobody's home
Sparks and lightning bolts jump out in ions like a circus in the fireplace, while I roll around on the floor and masturbate in painful ecstasy
Like this

My daddy has seven brains
Six in our house and one that he keeps in his head that hе doesn't tell anybody about
That he usеs to play along with those TV game shows
When nobody's home

They all have six-digit numbers on nametags, and once a month or so - once a month or so - six gentlemen in uniforms come to our house
And my mommy and I - Hey, not so loud!
My mommy and I have to leave the room while they talk and do something to the brains
And sometimes I see blood spots on the mantlepiece after everybody leaves
And I've been told never to touch the jars, but sometimes I urinate in them when nobody's home and it makes me sad for a minute