Buffy and Jody

If Buffy and Jody come out to play
They're supposed to go to the parade today
There'll be [?] and beatniks and weirdos galore
And [?] by [?]
For his Uncle [?] had slipped him the dick
They always make a run for it but he's too quick
[?] they call the fat [?] Mr. [?]
But he was born in Paterson, New Jersey
All the kids at school are beginning to talk
[?] their mouth [?] chalk
Is it true the cops raided the joint last night
Or is that just some bullshit I heard?

If Buffy and Jody come out to play
Ain't seem them much since they both went ape
Smother them with overprotection
Ever since they got that nasty infection
[?] hands [?] until they come out
The rain is starting and [?]
I'll hold my breath and turn blue all day
'Til Buffy and Jody come out to play
And I mean stark-naked!