Mister Nice Two

Alright
I know a guy named Mister Nice, I won't think twice about busting in his wife
But aye, let's not go there
He's not married yet and you know what I fear
That he would fuck my shit up
Cause he's a badass motherfucker

You know what?
I think he better grab a rubber, because he is a tire running over your face
And wow, I think I'm in another place in my mind
Psychologically, I think that I need another psychiatrist to look into me and see that I'm really fucked up
And you know what, motherfucker, I can't get enough of it
And now I better stop because this rap ain't about me, no it's not
It's about a guy named Sean and you know what this is on and it is a song that is really long
And well, it's kinda stupid but you know what I think I'm fucking Cupid, because every girl that hears this shit is gonna fall in love with that motherfucking kid

And by kid I mean he's trapped in an adult's body and there's nothing that will stop him from reaching his goals he's gonna go until he's old and he's really really fucking amazing
A nice guy, except he'll slit your wrists, I'll tell you why
Because he is a dastardly fuck inside and you know what he's gonna busta nut inside of your sister and your mom at the same time
And wow that's really wrong
Except, that it's kinda hot in a world that likes porn
Man, I'm gonna get shot
Except, I don't point raps at people in a bad way
No, I lift them up today
And that is me just freestyling this, because I'm a fuckin' mother fuckin...

Aw fuck, there we go again
I fucked up the rhyme
Just like it never ends and well that's just me sucking and you know what?
Well, I guess that's a little buttfucking bass in this car

Bumpin'
Bumpin'
Bumpin'
Bumpin'

What the fuck? I don't know
That was fucked up, I fucked up this rhyme and now I'm gonna delete it in time
But, well, no I won't because I'm true to my motherfucking self i know
And I am gonna speak Seanethen's motherfuckin' name across the land like it won't go out of style anymore today

Because he's hip cool, oh no way
Oh my God, what am I saying it's true
I'm the baddest motherfuckin' dad you ever knew

And this is a tribute to my friend Sean
He busted out his Audi and well his mom
She died recently and it was really sad because some of the best times that he ever had were with her
And that's real nice and that's that guy named Mister Nice and I said "nice" twice, there's thrice and I know that I'm just gonna just gonna show
My love for him because he's my brother, it's true

And you know what?
God damn it fucking dude
I say the number two way too many times
Like I'm Free Number Two...
And...
Well, shit
Oh well, I guess that's it and I'm gonna go to hell because, well, I blasphemy a lot
Except, I got Jesus Christ and you know what?
I'm not gonna burn anymore
And this is weird this is like a Christian rap
Except, I fear that I'm a hypocrite and I'm dirty as fuck
And you know what?
Well, that just means that I'm in love with this thing I do
I'm bringing it to you and your crew
Seanethen this is for you my fucking dude
I love you and that is true
Hey, no homo though, I don't go that low I'm a bisexual
But I only, well, got blown once and, well, I can't believe I just admitted it

(Laughing)