I’m a Leash and You’re the Puppy

[Verse 1]

Hey
I'd like to cut you a break
But have to say
Nay
So you'd better brace
For the grave and God's embrace
Because you're being replaced
But first, I want to displace the faith you have in the human race
And replace it with a hate-filled rage
Because I'm insane
And have come to gather a taste
Of your taint
After I rape and slay you in a manic haze
Fuck your body for days
Then raze the corpse
Becausе I'm depraved and crazed
And havе come to erase you without a trace

[Verse 2]

You start to run, but I chase
Then break both of your legs
Crack em open like eggs
And drain
The marrow into a keg
Then cover your face with a cum-stained glaze
While getting the whole thing on tape
Now you're crosslegged
And I'm shit-faced
Let me rephrase that phrase
I'm a wraith made of paste
Getting laid while floating through outer-space
On his way to strafe the pearly gates
With rocket-propelled grenades
No home base to protect your face and brains from getting sprayed all over the place

[Verse 3]

Your fate is singing praise to the great disgrace God placed
In the Sheeptilian race named Abe and his dead brother Dave
I'm late, meaning I'm a piece of bait laid on a plastic plate
Full of razor blades soaked in AIDS
Sitting on top of a grate inlaid with gold that a drake just ate
If I'm a card, I'm an ace
I crave to be great, do this at my pace
Relaxed not post-haste
Eating grapes in lady's lace
I'm brave like an anorexic gay knave that just paved his way into a cave full of weights
You're a magician, but I'm a mage
And that's all I gotta say

[Verse 4]

I'm a shark and you're a guppy
I'm a leash and you're the puppy
I'm a pussy, but your penis is stubby
And I'm a cougar, and you're a rubber ducky
I'm no longer lost, I am found
I hit rewind and rewound
These lyrics until they sounded quite profound
Like a circle that couldn't surround
And a king who handed down his crown
To a hound abased on the ground in the pound
I'm taking over the underground
More metaphors than you can count
I take your progress and turn it around
You're a ball, but I'm the playground
You're a coupon, I'm the discount
You're Al Gore, I'm the recount
Wow
You're a cat, but I'm the meow
Meaning you're the milk but I'm a cow
You're a gun, but I'm the bloaw bloaw
You're money, but I'm the account
Meaning you're the safe and I'm the mound of dough
Oh my God
Oh no
I think I'm out of my mind
I think I'm going insane
I think this shit is all just coming out of my brain
Because I freestyle every single fucking day
And I'm getting god damn better I can see it, it's great
And you know what? Well, if you want to touch me
You'd better get in line motherfucker, that is truth you see

[Close]

Shit
Fuck all you people thinkin' I can't do this
I could do this shit forever

Yeah
Motherfuckas
Yeah
Motherfuckas
Yeah
Motherfuckas

(Laughing)