Cut Into Pieces by Fourteen of my Nieces

(Maniacal laughter)

(Oh my, oh my, no no no no no no no no no no)

Yeah, (No no no!) you know (No no!)
Just back up on it. (Please no no, not this. Not this shit again! No, oh no...)

See, this is what happens when you're gangster (You're not fucking gangster, dude.)
And you got a gut (Well, you do kinda have a gut)
But you're not quite fat (Hey, watch him try to spell this word and he's going to spell it wrong)

Alright, that's me. C-H-O-L-E-S-T-R-O-A-L
That's what's goin' up (Laughter)
What's goin' up, I fear (O-A-L, Laughter)
But that's alright with me
Because, well, shit, I dunno
Because, well, I dunno
That just means, I dunno (You dunno)

See I might just (Ha ha!) end up walking up to heaven's gates (Oh!)
And Peter might look at me
And if he does, I'm just gunna feel like I'm triple obscene (Triple obscene?)
And like, I dunno (Yeah, I dunno either...)
I dunno (W-what were you going for there?)

Listen, I don't have any words in my head
Listen, I don't know, I think I'm dead (Ooh!)
Listen, I don't know (Ooh!) this is a subconscious (Eee!)
Of a man (Ooh!) that's motherfucken lost it (Eee!)
And he (Ooh!) is going to let it out (Eee!)
Look left right (Ooh!) left right left let it out (Eee!)
And you have no goal in your mind (Eee!)
Your mind's eye's (Ooh!) completely blind (No, no it's not!)
Completely blind (I've got mind-glasses!)
Completely blind (I've got mind Lasik)

Your mind's eye's belived
Your mind's eye, belived
Your mind's eye, belived (It's belived?)
Belived (Whoa!)
Belived inside your mind (What the fuck does belived mean?)
In the hive
In the hive (That's not a word, fuck this guy!)

Alright now, I'm looking at some bagel chips
And they are floating on a piece of dip (Bagel chips?)
Inside of the fourth quadrant of the Aarosphere
I am making it very clear that the Aaronation
Is spreading across your station
And the Aarstronauts are coming with me
And we're blasting off to Mercury
And that's after we take over Mars
We flip Pluto and put it in a jar
And we look at Venus and oh, my my penis
Is growin' because that means
Lady Gaga's with me
And I said that really weird
And I'm way too self-conscious I fear
But I'm not
But I'm not (Yeah, you are)
But I'm not (Yeah, you are)
Cuz I'm outside of my head
Outside of your head
I think we're all dead
Cuz we're all in my mom's basement (Oh shit. Oh my God)
Cut up into pieces by fourteen of my nieces (You have fourteen fucking nieces? What the fuck goes on in this family. Shit.)
(Laughter)
Oh, what the fuck? (Oh, it was still recording. Nigga!)