MC Pee Pants

[Intro]
Fell into madness, so you dove
The best thing you ever did was let go
Let go!
Fell into madness, so you dove

[Verse]
Barking up the wrong tree
I thought I had friends but nobody calls me
It’s a 2-way street they say
Got to the fork in the road and went straight
Right through my heart
You’re tearing me apart
Open up that wound and stick a dagger in
I came out the taco bell staggering
I’m a creep, what am I doing here
Accept my rejection or cut off my ear
Now I can’t hear, now I’m consumed by fear
I’m a big dumb moronic doofus
My only solace is my music
I drank too much mountain dew
Driving to the show that’s when I knew
I needed a restroom and I couldn’t find a place to park
That’s when my nightmare starts
I couldn’t hold it any longer
Now I’m somber 'cause I pissed my pants
And I missed my favorite band
Slaves we’re playing the KFN
I had to call up my friends
Tell 'em I couldn’t make it, they didn’t believe the story
Drove an hour home trapped in all my glory
Got a shower and did my laundry
I wasn’t very fond of me
I hate myself and wanna die like Nirvana
Living in this melodrama
I can’t catch a break
Envy the dead and let my soul levitate

[Hook]
MC Pee Pants ain’t going back to school
Found me face-first dead in the pool
Don’t wanna live with myself anymore
…I can’t hold it in anymore
MC Pee Pants ain’t going back to school
Found me face-first dead in the pool
Don’t wanna live with myself anymore
…I can’t hold it in anymore