I Wish Das Racist Were Still Together

[Hook]
I wish Das Racist were still together
I’d put in a cd and sit on the pleather
Drive around town it really takes me back
Futuristic brunch and ghetto Big Macs
I wish Das Racist were still together
I’d put in a cd and sit on the pleather
Drive around town it really takes me back
Futuristic brunch and ghetto Big Macs

[Verse]
Internet celebrities like Dallas Penn and Ralphie
Comedic innovators like Andy and Ralphie
It’s my show, I’m Andy Milonakis
Sit down man, we’re watching the super Sonics
Hooked on chronic
You’ll get it when you’re high
This is what it sounds like when thugs cry
Bugged out rap through the TV eye
A lot of you flakes is fake like CGI
Not Heems and Kool A.D
Someone get a pizza for Dapwell and me
First Das Racist break up
Now every day I wake up, somebody got a problem with Darko
Cos my albums ain’t selling, ain’t not telling, my tapes moving like Escargot
Shut up already, damn
I’m the king, like Richard Petty, man
You oughta know by now
Triple salchow, like the ice on my wrist
I’m just kidding I’m broke as shit
I downloaded it off DatPiff
Pizza Hut & Taco Bell a MySpace classic
The combination made my eyes melt like chopping onions
Got bigger buns than my man Paul Bunyan’s
Neo rap Zack Attack, New wave beastie boys
Hip Hop Devo, no one could ever fill the void
Shorty said I look like Seth Rogen
Shorty said I look like Brooke Hogan
Who he kidding?
I’m coochie dipping
I’m movie scripting
Peep us at the Grammy’s
I’d like to thank Nudy Magazines and candies from my Granny
Who’s that white guy, downtown like Fannies
Why we at the Mandy Moore tour?
Why we at the hell Hole Store for?
Relax man sit down
Rap genius is white devil tears of a sad clown

[Hook]
I wish Das Racist were still together
I’d put in a cd and sit on the pleather
Drive around town it really takes me back
Futuristic brunch and ghetto Big Macs
I wish Das Racist were still together
I’d put in a cd and sit on the pleather
Drive around town it really takes me back
Futuristic brunch and ghetto Big Macs