Comfort Food

[Intro]
Yeah! New Darko!
Exclusive!
Get Ready! Get Ready!
New Darko!

[Verse]
I’m on a cruise ship eating burgers, solving murder mysteries
You’re the lamest rapper throughout the space-time histories
Turned on the radio, all I heard was glycerin
I ain’t putting my money on the Eyores of rap
This ain’t none of that seahorse crap
Go back to lake Titty Kaka
With that fake city blah blah
Raking in grands and breaking in mic stands
I don’t keep a knife in my nightstand
I don’t leave my life in the wrong hands
It’s the same song and dance, like karaoke
My family worries 'cause I’m very obese
But life’s too long to care about my health
I eat when I’m depressed I guess that’s better than killing myself
Enough with the theatrics, it’s all bird disease
The first MC to promote bariatric surgery
The ’90s were all a blur to me
Nurture me, like little baby Jesus
Eyedea and Abilities firstborn fetus
My grandma watched Kathy Lee and Regis and fed me finger sandwiches
Now I look back and see the lingering damages
If hot girls liked chubby guys
I’d never have to lay off the curly fries
I take plenty of meds for various reasons
Plus pill-popping is in season
I can’t change a tire or check your oil
But I could tell you when that egg’s hard-boiled
It’s the spoils of misery
Like when alcoholics get desperate and drink Listerine
My work ethic byzantine
I don’t even know what the hell that means

[Bridge]
Yeah! New Darko!
I’m a glutton for self-sabotage
Chasing a vending machine mirage
Band practice in the garage
And I can’t fall asleep 'cause I just might wake up
I might wake up

[Hook]
Tomorrow comes today
Tomorrow comes today
Bottle it up, you’ll all be too late

[Verse]
Vanilla wafer mc’s put down the popsicle
I don’t look at you as competition or obstacles
One scoop of sugar makes the medicine go down
Thought I found my voice but there was no sound
I’m homebound trying to figure out what happened
Ate my happiness then wiped my face with a napkin
Leave it to forks like the blue raja
I used to build forts and pray to the holy father
But all good things come to an end
I always had comfort food if I didn’t have a friend
Eat the pain away
Eat the pain away
Eat the pain away
Tomorrow comes today