Maya Fey vs Kyoko Kirigiri

[Intro: Snakebite126]
Snakebite Rap Battles!
Maya Fey
Versus
Kyoko Kirigiri
Begin!

[Verse 1: Kyoko Kirigiri (Thatadorablefox)]
Let’s not complicate this case with false allegations
If the gun belonged to Ms. Fey then she would’ve probably ate it
Though I see now why Phoenix Wright gave you a job as an aid
Based on your habits I can tell you get a lot off his plate
Let’s review the evidence; it’s clear your kin are far from heroes
With psychic powers, your family has a worse court record than Yasuhiro’s
Your mother, Misty, put failure on the Fey’s name, so she went and hid
They took her off of DL-6 and forced her on the DL since
I won’t compare myself to Bluecorp, but still best stay out of my business
With all the cases in my school’s court, you could not fake the things I’ve witnessed
So face the truth; if that Blue Badgerer never came to save the day
The Maya calendar would see its end by April May

[Verse 2: Maya Fey (Azia), Phoenix Wright (Rosenthal)]
Nick, a ghost! (Maya, that’s not a-) Quick, get the magatama
She crawled out a trash heap to come meet us! Oh right, Danganronpa…
Miss, in your line of work, being hard to read’s impressive
With that said, your manga would make a great detective
Now introducing my brand new Kurain Lyrical Technique
And for you, my young pupil, there’s quite a lot you still have to learn
Now worries! When it comes to burns, I’ll give you a hand
Wait, shoot! I mean, uh, when it comes to hands, I’ll give you some burns!
Gloves off! Maybe work on making your bluffs stronger
Even Pearl could see through your love saga
But letting Naegi get pressed (Hold it!)
Is not the correct way to crush on him (Wait-)
OH MY GOD, NICK!
Once she and I quit this little feud (Uhhhh?)
You should pay for both of us to get Eldoon’s (UHHHH?)
Like her final killing game, you snooze, you lose (UGGHH!)
Now stop blaming dad for leaving behind the private schtick
I’m from a line of mediums, but you, uhh… A line of dicks?
Yep! It’s not his fault he stood for himself like a ladder
You mean a step-ladder?- MAYA! See? He’s perfect as a head master

[Verse 3: Kyoko Kirigiri (Thatadorbalefox)]
You’d be wise to cease this jeering
Sporting Lady Kee’ra gear, you’d still fall short of the Kirigiris
Detectives have to be prepared, but you wouldn’t learn that from Phoenix
Never taught you how to rise to a challenge, only how to wing it
Your judgment’s in a worse state than your urn after its fall
Should’ve learned from Godot to read the writing on the wall
Didn’t recognize your mom until she sacrificed it all in love
Watched her build her own grave just to put down a Dahlia
Did those ten years training get erased? Still in the last decade at 28
Even through the many shapes dead men take in you to speak beyond the grave, you never change
Still living in the shade of better Fays, still being held as bait or getting framed
Still, spending every case M.I.A. doesn’t mean you’ll live up to Mia’s name

[Verse 4: Maya Fey (Azia), Phoenix Wright (Rosenthal), Mia Fey (Thatadorablefox)]
You’re guilty of killing the mood
I can’t imagine why…
Well, leave it to the Feys
To bring it back to life
Greetings, Ms. Kirigiri. Please attack my sister no further
I can tell your secrets are killing you; it’s a Psyche-Locked room murder
Hiding your scars away from the world won’t make you fearless
It’d take my whole ancestry combined to raise your spirits
And I love Maya! Your grandfather just used you as a student
I don’t have to groom my sister just to see myself live through her
Force their creed on you until they even kept you from your dying mother
You were just sent to the Twilight Realm; now you can finally say hi to her

[Outro: Snakebite126]
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Who’s next?
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