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Riddle me this: what’s black, white, and green all over? After a year of delay, the long awaited battle of the minds has come to see the light. In this battle, puzzle master and adversary of Batman, The Riddler, is against the serial killer and American mystery, The Zodiac Killer, in a clash of the...
[Intro]
SNAKEBITE RAP BATTLES!
THE ZODIAC KILLER
VS-
[The Riddler]
Who'd you expect?
The Ripper? Well, here's a fun code to crack
Who's the no-name hack behind the horrid acts of the Zodiac?
The lonely man so self-loathing that he cloaks his ass with a grocery bag
Ted Cruz or Kaczynski? No! In fact, he's a more hopeless laugh
With unparalleled intellect who's fared and dealt with the best
They pared my wellness against this barren whelp with no zest
And I called the Bat's costume bad, but you must depress him
A dollar store costume for the Ku Klux Konvention
Your envy stirred up your troubles, virginity didn't sit well
Started murdering couples, you're the ultimate incel
Killed 37? Like someone would buy that hokey hoax
But what can you expect from the guy modelled off horoscopes?
[The Zodiac Killer]
If you're saying that you'll own me then get it done
Cause the cops are still trying to find the threat that you're posing to anyone
I'd tie you to a pile of explosives and set the clock
But I don't need to put the car in Carrey, his performance already bombed!
The Zodiac! I'll smack that smug face of yours out of that bowler hat
Wordplays are all you're good at, and you still managed to blow at that
We both play mind games, but your physical prowess is little
And I don't need any ciphers to leave my victims riddled
Dressed like a gameshow host from the hat to the shoes
But it's no surprise, I'm sure you're used to Family Feuds
Your smarts made daddy confused, he took it out all on you
Just cause he was jealous you made the Gifted and Talented group
That's why you hand out your clues? You must be kidding me (Ugh)
You leave your name on every riddle, while mine still remains a mystery
I'm still shrouded in infamy as history's great illuder
While your mind's only grown big because of the tumor
[The Riddler]
Ah, ah, ah! That's the wrong answer
You have one attempt left, so don't let me down, sir
Your words lack any meaning, explains the mystery symbols
If this is Zodiac speaking, best stick to child's scribbles
My riddles fool the greatest, I'd crack your ciphers like word scrambles
But sitting through your films? A challenge even I couldn't handle!
You got some short attention, but your real name's lost in time
All that effort planning, but who can appreciate all your crimes?
While Edward Nygma's still admired as the greatest of Gotham's minds
So one more chance, who's the Zodiac? Answer wrong, You Die
[The Zodiac Killer]
I'm a nobody, right? That's what's on the paper?
But your compulsive behaviour only results in your failures
A known face is a closed case, while a legend unsolved is greater
While you get busted by jailors, I have them stumped decades later
Straight out the Golden Gate, I was outclassing most common crooks
The real world fears me! You're barely an issue in your own comic books!
The blows that I deliver hit too hard to survive 'em
I took the trophy from the Riddler like it's Arkham Asylum
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
SNAKE!
BITE!
RAP!
BATTLES!
The Riddler vs The Zodiac Killer was written by Snakebite126.
Snakebite126 released The Riddler vs The Zodiac Killer on Sat Apr 02 2022.