Main Title Theme (The Hostile Hospital)

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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away

The Baudelaires are hiding
In a place crawling with doctors
Count Olaf's close behind them
With his troupe of lousy actors
Something dreadful happens
With a big, sharp, rusty knife
So if I were you, I'd find
Some other way to spend your life

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away

Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away