Main Title Theme (The Austere Academy)

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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away

At school the Baudelaires
Are forced to live in an old shack
Comfort, joy, and safety
Are among the things they lack
They run a lot of laps
Which keeps them in fantastic shape
But you're the one who ought to
Take this chance for an escape

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away

Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away