Main Title Theme (The Ersatz Elevator)

[COUNT OLAF]
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away

The Baudelaires are taken in
By people who are rich
But Olaf has a plan that's
Going off without a hitch
It's a race against the clock
To rescue their two kidnapped friends
You'll need rescuing yourself
Before this grim tale ends

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away

Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away