Love Song for Professor Lupin

[sigh]
Professor Lupin
La la la la la la la la
Professor Lupin
La la la

I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
Now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know, it kind of makes sense

First we had Quirrell, but he was out of his mind
Out of his, out of his mind
Lockhart was next; I guess he wrote some dumb books
I never, I never read them

I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
Now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know, it kind of makes sense

I remember Moody, who wasn’t Moody at all
He was just, he was just Crouch
Who’d forget Umbridge, that mean old inquisitor
I was so glad when she left

And that year was Snape; he wanted that job so bad
Go back to, go back to Potions

I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
Of a crush I have on a former teacher
What can I say? I guess werewolves are kind of cute
Now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know, it kind of makes sense