In Which Green is the Best Color

If someone were to ask us what our favorite color is
We’d say green, we’d say green

Gryffindors would find that wearing red is best
But I promise you that green can put their color to the test
Ravenclaws were certain blue was simply number one
But little do they know their color’s soon to be outdone
Hufflepuffs used yellow ink when writing friendly letters
But face it, silly Hufflepuffs, you don’t know any better

If someone were to ask us what our favorite color is
We’d say green, we’d say green
We’d say green, we’d say green

Lettuce, grass, unripe tomatoes, apples, clovers, leaves
Stuff that’s dirty and old Bertie’s Every-Flavor Beans
Cactuses and pond scum that growing in the bog
Kites that fly, Key lime pie and Kermit the Frog
Avocadoes, pickles, grapes and Muggle dollar bills
And don’t forget the Weasleys’ moldy dress robes, with the frills

Turtles, trees and celery and some dragons’ breath
The color of that Killing Curse that’s always meant for death
The shade your face is turning when you’re jealous of my clothes
Artichokes and the stuff that comes out your nose

If someone were to ask us what our favorite color is
We’d say green, we’d say green
We’d say green, we’d say green

If someone were to ask us what our favorite color is
We’d say green, we’d say green
We’d say green, we’d say green