Little Old Man Lived Out West

[Verse 1]
Little old man lived a way out west
Dandoo, dandoo
Little old man lived a way out west
Clash to ma-clingo
Little old man lived a way out west
He had a wife, she's none of the best
Splat-a-ma-lata ma-lingo

[Verse 2]
Little old man went out to his plow
Dandoo, dandoo
Little old man went out to his plow
Clash to ma-clingo
Little old man he went out to his plow
Said "Old woman, any bread baked now?
Splat-a-ma-lata ma-lingo

[Verse 3]
"There's a little piece of crust a laying there on the shelf"
Dandoo, dandoo
"There's a little piece of crust a laying there on the shelf"
Clash to ma-clingo
"There's a little piece of crust a laying there on the shelf
If that ain't enough, you can make it yourself"
Splat-a-ma-lata ma-lingo

[Verse 4]
He went out to his sheep fold
Dandoo, dandoo
He went out to his sheep fold
Clash to ma-clingo
He went out to his sheep fold
Got him a wether that was tough and old
Splat-a-ma-lata ma-lingo

[Verse 5]
He hung it up on two little pins
Dandoo, dandoo
He hung it up on two little pins
Clash to ma-clingo
He went out to his sheep fold
'Bout two jerks, fetched its skin
Splat-a-ma-lata ma-lingo

[Verse 6]
Threw it across his old wife's back
Dandoo, dandoo
Threw it across his old wife's back
Clash to ma-clingo
Threw it across his old wife's back
Got him a stick and he made it go whack
Splat-a-ma-lata ma-lingo

[Verse 7]
You can go tell your people and all your kin
Dandoo, dandoo
Go tell your people and all your kin
Clash to ma-clingo
You can go tell your people and all your kin
I'll do what I please with my own sheepskin
Splat-a-ma-lata ma-lingo