Little Bags

[Chorus]
Never miss a ring
Missed the exit some odd miles or years
Turn this ship around
Celebrate a rom­com getting clear

[Verse 1]
(Die!) Distance equals time
We'll test this theory in reverse
(Die!) Everything is pears
And things seem only to be getting worse

[Chorus]
Nuzzled deep in a asshole's bosom
An asshole just like me
I live within my means
Smuggle single servings, I repress
Tiny little bags
Twisted, tied, filled with my loneliness

[Verse 2]
(Die!) These mushrooms might be bad
Need a hundo nannas in the sack
(Die!) Bananas equal value
Get a life before it floats away, 'cause it ain't ever comin' back

[Chorus]
Like a water balloon
Hurled at an unexpecting passer-by
I spill my guts to strangers
'Cause it makes jeans just a little tight

[Bridge]
My heart junk wants a roll in the hay
My desire clearly Instagrammed
Had we known of the light bridges
Would not have bothered with the trams

[Interlude]
I am an impotent man-boy that still lives with his grandmother
I want, nay, I must be better!

[Outro]
Had we known of the light bridges
Would not have bothered with the trams
(Okay, this is Quincy signing off for now)
Had we known of the light bridges
(Until next time! We'll see you guys later)
Would not have bothered with the trams