Breakfast

[Intro]
I got beat up and shit my pants
Fell off this plane of existence
And found ideals that carried me through youth
I drifted deep asunder
With the memories I'd plundered
And discovered ambiguity of truth

[Chorus]
(Breakfast!) Hit by a bus, hitching a ride (Breakfast!)
(Breakfast!) Separate us, never confide (Breakfast!)

[Verse 1]
Crest of the tried
Safer than sound
Ringin' so wide
Chemistry-bound
Breakfast is my bestest friend around

[Chorus]
(Breakfast!) I am the best, I am the worst (Breakfast!)
(Breakfast!) Embarked short-sighted, ill-rehearsed (Breakfast!)

[Verse 2]
Sociopath
Hittin' the town
Fallin' in love
Wearin' a frown
Breakfast is my bestest friend around

[Outro]
The ballet I perform and wrote
To the chorus of "I told you so"
Mistress in a wedding gown
Breakfast is my bestest friend around