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Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you
With my greasy beard?
And is my perving
Slightly unnerving?
Yes, I'm a little bit weird
I can be gentle
I can be mental
I am repulsive and camp
Nobody likes me
Nobody likes me
I am a hideous tramp
My name is Matthew Kelly
I used to do Stars in Their Eyes
'Til I was sacked from the telly
After some paedophile lies
I was accused
Of having abused
A 12-year-old child
He was molested
I was arrested
There was a high profile trial
I was acquitted
No crime was committed
The jury believed my excuse
This song is over
I've got to go before somebody sues
Libel Case was written by Suman Biswas & Adam Kay.
Libel Case was produced by Livingstone Brown.