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I've got a broadband connection
And a laptop with a Pentium four processor
With Intel Inside
My girlfriend thought I needed it
For PowerPoint and other shit
But when I told her that I guess I lied
When I'm at my desk and I get the horn
Down goes my left hand, up comes the porn
I've filled my C: drive up with pics
Of Abi Titmuss sucking dicks
And several hundred home movies
Like Pamela's and Tommy-Lee's
Have I given you a clue?
That bare celebrities are what I like to view
I love those bare celebrities
Those hardcore bare celebrities
Forget about your girlfriends and your lives!
I mean those bare celebrities
Those Paris Hilton MPG's
And double penetration reader's wives... dot com
I love those bare celebrities
Those online bare celebrities
My mates think I'm a big computer geek
But I'm just browsing celebrities
And JPG's of under-threes
They caught me and my case comes up next week
Couples Counselling D was written by Suman Biswas & Adam Kay.
Couples Counselling D was produced by Livingstone Brown.