Let A Diva Know (The Musical)

[Intro:]
BW: (basic woman) excuse me, you're in my seat, um huh
BC: alright, calm down
BW: I am calm (angrily)
BC: BW, she must be from earth

Formal Introduction:
Ladies And Gentlemen, please be seated, the show is about to begin

Mommy she's back

Planet Sexy Owner:
Ladies and Gentleman, back from her appearance at the Moulin Rouge
Please give a warm applause for Ms Bernadette Cooper

[BC Talk:]
Old school is in the house, hey, good Gawd
Let A Diva Know ...
Ladies and gentleman (you know I love myself)
Welcome to the Just Let A Diva Know moment
Bernadette Cooper and I am your diva savior
Sooo, am I at the bottom or the top of your list?
Let a diva know
Do you drive a Mack truck or at the Mac make up counter buying old juicy lip gloss?
Let a diva know
Ooh, ooh
Good gawd, I love myself, do you like your pumps up or do you like your pumps down?
Love is love
Let a diva know
Do you want to take me shopping or do you want to try the dress on for yourself?
Let a diva know
So do you really love women with size 11 feet or do you want to rock the pumps at the ball?
Let a diva know
You can be anything with me, just as long as you tell me baby, just
Let a diva know

[Chant:]
I am your diva savior, I am your diva savior and I'm blowin the spot up
I am your diva savior, I am your diva savior Where's your man right now? good gawd
I am your diva savior, I am your diva savior girl take your time go, on take your time
I am your diva savior, I am your diva savior and I'm blowin the spot up

[Vamp:]
Let A diva Know, Let A diva Know
Let A diva Know, Let A diva Know girls
Let A diva Know, Let A diva Know
Let A diva Know girls, Let A diva Know
Let A diva Know
Mommy she's back