I Am Your Diva Saviour (Live at Planet Sexy)

[Intro:]
Thank you, thank you
Hit me
How's everybody doing this evening?
I'm feeling pretty sexy myself
Hey, before we get started, let me introduce my band
On bass we have the very funky Cornelius Mimms
On Organ baby, sweet Pauline from Alabama
Keep it right there Pauline, so funky
On guitar, I got sexy, ass Rob Bacon from Detroit Michigan
And from London, my DJ, Diva In A Box
And I Am Your Diva Savior, And I'm Blowin The Spot Up
Ladies, get up, Where's your man right now? Tell the truth
Let me say it one more sexy time
Divas, Get up, get on up
It's time to tell the truth, tell the truth
But before I do, from Ohio, the fabulous Pennye Ford
Can I take my time?
Can I get my nails done and take my time?
Well, alright then Penny Blow, ooh
Rob Bacon, Break it down

[Verse 1:]
Your boyfriend might be hip hop
But he's able to flip flop (In those sexy little baggy jeans)
He may not have the parking lot, but he's got the internet hey
Go to Adam to Adam (Adam to Adam) craigslists (Craigslist)
You might want to go to Facebook and check on his friends list
(Check on his friends list)
Can I get some help girls, On the down low
Hanging out with his homies all night
When he should be with you at home cuddled up real tight
Now that ain’t right, (that ain't right)
Think about it (think about it)
He might be in denial, or his mind is a little hazy
But don't come here messing with me
'Cause I know a little Kung Fu and I'm crazy (And I'm crazy)
Penny Ford, I am your Diva Savior

First you say your heterosexual
Then you say you metrosexual
But today you are bisexual
What makes you think I want a man who’s flexible
And I'm mad
Cause you act confused, tell a diva the truth, cause I'm not amused
I am your diva savior

[Bridge:]
It's not what he looks like, when he's doing what he's doing
It's ain't how he acts, when that man is doing it
It's not what he soy's or what you think that man is doing
It's who he's seeing when he's creeping and who that man is doing
Protect yourself

[Verse 2:]
He might be a big strong man, but he might be checking on Sam
One thing I love and understand is the psychology of a man
So I ain't hating, I ain't hating on you, just let me know, Let me know
So I can choose, If I really want to be with you
Please don't make it personal
Cause your gonna pay for it, Papi got to pay for it if mommy finds out about it
Mercy good God
You said you want a family, then I need a little history
Before you get up in it, we got to take a ride to the free clinic
You say you want to be my lover, but you might be undercover
So I'm going to hire a detective crew to follow you (cheaters going to follow you)
That ain't right
Baby if I see you with another diva on your instagram, Cheaters is going to follow you
If you don't twitter me and let me know where you are baby, Cheaters gonna follow you

[Vamp:]
Down low, down low, down low don't want to go, protect yourself
Down low, down low, down low don't want to go, Protect yourself
Remember to Love yourself, Penny Ford
Protect yourself
Goodnight, thank you, thank you