Klown Bitch

[Intro: Sam Haft]
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da, ta-da)

[Verse 1: Sam Haft]
Get ready for the new look
New rhythm and a new hook
Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle
Little double trouble got ya boy shook (Ha-ha, here's the sitch)

[Verse 2: Sam Haft]
Feed sin with ya taxes
Greedy greed wins where the cash is
Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But it can rent you paradise

[Pre-Chorus: Sam Haft]
Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

[Chorus: Sam Haft]
I'm a klown, bitch (Hey!)
Fix up your frown, bitch (Hey!)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Hey!)
You hear that sound?
It's goin' down
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

[Verse 3: Sam Haft]
Get ready for a new world
New money, I'm your new girl
Tapped ya from your head to your red nose
Tickle on your pickle 'til your thing blows
Gotta love the way you make your toes curl (Ha-ha, here's the switch)

[Verse 4: Sam Haft]
Bought me with your plastic
VIP got me enthusiastic
Body on the menu, can you handle such a bad chick?
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But guaranteed I'm worth the price

[Pre-Chorus: Sam Haft]
Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

[Chorus: Sam Haft]
I'm a klown, bitch (Hey!)
Fix up your frown, bitch (Hey!)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Hey!)
You hear that sound?
It's goin' down
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

[Bridge: Sam Haft]
Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake
Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake
Dollar-by-dollar, you got me romance and lovin' is fake
Max out your expense account, you're paying for a—

[Chorus: Sam Haft]
Klown, bitch (I'm a klown, bitch) (Hey!) (I'ma klown bitch, yeah)
Fix up your frown, bitch (Fix up ya frown, bitch) (Hey!) (Fix ya frown, bitch)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Gimme the crown, bitch) (Hey!) (Gimme that)
You hear that sound? (Uh)
It's goin' down (Yeah)
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

[Outro: Sam Haft]
(Ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, oh (Yeah)
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Gimme the crown, bitch
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Mmm, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) 'Cause I'm a klown, bitch