Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
Sam Haft & Jefferson Friedman
Sam Haft & Jefferson Friedman
Sam Haft
Sam Haft
In season one, episode six of the series “Helluva Boss”, Moxxie and Blitz are captured by the F.B.I and are forced to breathe in some truth gas. This causes them to have intense hallucinations, and be forced to tell the truth. In Moxxie’s hallucination, this song plays as if a musical. It is about M...
[MOXXIE, spoken]
Blitzo? Blitz? I—
(coughing)
I can't see you!
God, this smells awful
What's that music?
Is that you? Is this a prank? Because I swear to Satan—
[BLITZO, spoken]
It is no prank, Moxxiferus
[MOXXIE, spoken]
Not even almost my name
Why do you sound like that?
[BLITZO, spoken]
Because you, Moxxiferus Rex the Third Esquire
[MOXXIE, spoken]
E— You know that's wrong!
[BLITZO, spoken]
Are tripping balls!
[MOXXIE]
No, what? How could this be?
I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT
It's a bad trip, oy gevalt!
Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault!
My lungs are full of honesty
Would you promise me
That you won't judge?
[BLITZO]
I won't
[MOXXIE]
Not trying to divulge too much
But I'm in too deep
So first of all
Fuck you
[BLITZO]
What?
[MOXXIE]
This is just typical
Well, two can play at this game of dismay
'Cuz if you're here causing frustration
I'm torturing you in your hallucination!
[Instrumental]
[MOXXIE]
Why do you hurt me so?
[BLITZO]
I know
[MOXXIE]
Why must you push your friends away?
[BLITZO]
I push my friends away
[MOXXIE]
Why does it seem like a recurring thing
That you alienatе with your toxic routine?
[BLITZO]
I don't know, eventually еveryone goes!
[MOXXIE]
'Cuz you're thoughtless and cruel, and you'll end up alone!
[Instrumental]
[BLITZO]
Why, Moxxie, why
Have you held your true feelings inside?
[MOXXIE]
I am scared of rejection
[BLITZO]
Why, Moxxie, why
Do you have Millie put it in your butt?
[MOXXIE]
It gives me an erectio—
Hey!
[BLITZO]
No need to hide
We accept your true feelings, so promise me
[MOXXIE]
That I can do
[MOXXIE & BLITZO]
To be true
[BLITZO]
The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty
I've been a jackass, it's true
[MOXXIE]
You've been a jackass, it's true
[BLITZO]
But soon as we're back as ourselves
[MOXXIE & BLITZO]
I will be a better imp
Than I was before
[MOXXIE]
Be better at speaking my mind, and
[MOXXIE & BLITZO]
Together we can begin to become
Kind