Moxxie’s Bad Trip (Original Version)

[Intro: Moxxie, (Blitzø)]
Blitzø? Blitz? I— I can't see you
God, this smells awful!
What's that music?
Is that you? Is this a prank?
Because I swear to Satan—
(It is no prank, Moxxiferous!)
Not even almost my name
Why do you sound like that?
(Because you, Moxxiferous Rex Third the Esquire)
It's— You know that's wrong (Are tripping balls!)

[Verse 1: Moxxie, (Blitzø)]
No! What? How could this be?
I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT
It's a bad trip, oy gevalt!
Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault!

[Bridge 1: Moxxie, (Blitzø)]
My lungs are full of honesty
Would you promise me
That you won't judge? (I won't)
Not trying to divulge too much
But I'm in too deep, so first of all

[Verse 2: Moxxie, (Blitzø)]
Fuck you! (What?) This is just typical
Well, two can play at this game of dismay
'Cause if you're here causing frustration
I'm torturing you with your hallucination!

[Interlude 1: Blitzø]
Wha—? Holy fuck!
Octopus hands!
Mox! Are you not loving this?
Mox? Where'd you—?
I can't find you
Mox?

[Bridge 2: Moxxie, (Blitzø)]
Why do you hurt me so? (I know)
Why must you push your friends away?
(I push my friends away)

[Verse 3: Moxxie, (Blitzø)]
Why doеs it seem like a recurring themе
That you alienate with your toxic routine?
(I don't know! Eventually everyone goes)
'Cause you're thoughtless and cruel
And you'll end up alone!

[Interlude 2: Moxxie, (Blitzø)]
Oh, Mr. Boss Man
Jah wee piece of shit (Okay)
He man so cruel
So he not got to let nobody in
(This feels... offensive?)
Him cannot fathom intimacy
But him create it so (Seriously, Mox)
(During this cultural moment, it doesn't—)
Him push us away
But he know him can't do it on him own
(You're gonna get so many tweets about this)

[Chorus 1: Moxxie, (Blitzø), Both]
(Why, Moxxie, why)
(Have you held your true feelings inside?)
I am scared of rejection
(Why, Moxxie, why)
(Do you have Millie put it in your butt?)
It gives me an erection— Hey!
(No need to hide)
(We accept your true feelings, so promise me)
That I can do, to be true
(The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty) Ah!

[Chorus 2: Moxxie, (Blitzø), Both]
(I've been a jackass, it's true)
You've been a jackass, it's true
(But soon as we're back as ourselves)
I will be a better imp than I was before
Be better at speaking my mind

[Outro: Moxxie and Blitzø]
And together, we can begin
To become kind