Kindergarten: The Musical

(Mrs. Applegate)
Let's all get Ready for show and tell!
Let's start with... You!
What did you bring?

(Protagonist)
Check out my new yo-yo
I think it's Pretty sweet

(Monty)
It only cost a dollar my prices can't be beat!

(Jerome)
I'll trade you for a hall pass!

(Cindy)
I'll be your gorgeous wife!

(Buggs)
I'll help you kill our teacher, with this giant scary knife!

(All Students)
See the blood
On the cart?
It's from us!
We're in Juvenile Jeopardy
We are small
But we're smart
Let's Unite!
And we'll start a little kindergarten coup

(Protagonist)
Aren't you all being a little Dramatic?

(Cindy)
Uhh, no!

(Buggs)
We don't even know what that means

(Mrs. Applegate)
Children, we have to continue Show and Tell now!
Cindy, did you bring anything interesting to share?

(Cindy)
Here's a vegan biscuit!
Cuz I don't deal with meat
I got it from my boyfriend!
Cause he is oh so sweet

(Jerome)
Peep this laser pointer
I know, it's pretty sick

(Janitor)
Hey, Give me that you tinker!
Or I'll kill you with this stick!

(All Students)
We're too young and too spry
To be killed
We're a teeny-bop battalion
We know, we may die
But we still, gotta try a little kindergarten coup

(Mrs. Applegate)
Oh, Mr. Janitor! Why don't YOU share something interesting with the class?

(Janitor)
Once a young student was not very prudent
With where he dropped his slop
So I went and grabbed him
And BRUTALLY STABBED HIM!
With this here very mop!

(Mrs. Applegate)
Well I give gold stars to kids who are my
Special Little Rats!
Although, if you make me miss my break
I'll poison all you brats!
Who's Next?

(Nugget)
This is Nuggets nugget
Possessed by Nugget's friends
It signifies our friendship
And causes lives to end!

(Lily)
I got this creepy paper
Which I think might be a note?

(Mrs. Applegate)
Oh, I love a good love letter!
Shall we read what Nugget wrote!

(Nugget)
NUGGET SAYS NO!

(All students)
We are rats
In a bind
Cause our school
Wants us for experiments!
We know
What we'll find
But we won't
Be resigned to be a kindergarten test!
To exploit
As our time
We're in infantile infantry!
We're here
To destroy
This whole school!
So enjoy our little kindergarten coup!