Huniepop The Musical

[Kyanna]
Can I help you?
[Kyu]
Yes, you can!
Just stand like that for a bit!

Don’t engage her!
Just act cool!
[Nikki]
—Your creeping is legit

[Kyu]
Spend all your money!
Gain a bit of hunie!
Don’t turn around
[Tiffany]
Why? Is something funny?

Geisha girls are greatest!
[Aiko]
—Yeah, that’s kind of racist…
[Kyu]
Now go on! Give her this gift!

Each girl we see
Can be stalked with HunieBee!
There’s a tiny catch—
—it’s slightly sketch—
But so are we!

Ask for a date!
[Nate]
—We just met-
[Kyu]
Who cares? It’s fate!
All you need’s to be like Kyu!

[Nate]
You know, maybe I should just be myself-
[Kyu]
Hey, am I the fairy here or are you?

[Momo]
Can I keep dis
Fishie, please?
It’s for a pet, I swear!

[Kyu]
She looks hungry!
Give her food!
[Audrey]
Don’t you ___ing dare!

[Kyu]
Use this to impress her!
[Nikki]
Got three on my dresser
[Nate]
“What cup size are those?”
[Aiko]
Don’t examine my breasts, sir

[Kyu]
Tell that little cutie
That you love her booty!
[Tiffany]
Thanks, I found it myself!~

[Kyu]
Show her your cheese
And some earmuffs, if you please!

[Audrey]
I don’t need a drink!
You ____ing stink-
Like liver disease!

[Tiffany]
What is my height?
Cause I can’t remember quite…

[Nate]
All I need’s to be like Kyu…
[Momo]
You’re gonna be a kitty?!

[Aiko]
Thank you for the show
But you oughta know
Talent’s not a big appeal…

[Tiffany]
Maybe you and I could go
Take some classes!

[Kyanna]
Yes, we’ve barely met
Yet you still forget
My name a million times!

[Nikki]
Since I’m under 21
Drinking’s technically a crime

[Kyu]
Maybe we should find some other girls…

[Venus]
Kyu, zip your lip! All I hear up above
Is a whole lot of failure, not a whole lot of love!
You were sent to get him dates, but Nate’s been left empty-handed
So you gotta deal with me and get rap-reprimanded!

[Kyu]
Hold on, honey!
Here’s some shoes!

[Tiffany]
They’re great for gouging out eyes!

[Momo]
Can I eat dis?
It smells good!
[Kyu]
I think that might make her die…

[Nikki, *Aiko*, **Audrey**, (Kyanna)
Thanks for all the pencils…
*What’s with these utensils…*
**What the ___ are these?!**
(I DON’T NEED MORE PENCILS!)

[Momo]
How long does a cat a live?
[Phone]
15 years on average
[Momo]
Wow, you’re so good at cats!

[Venus]
Love ain’t a game
Based on matching things the same
[Nikki]
And I guess it helps
To be yourself—
[Audrey]
Unless you’re ____ing lame

[Aiko, *Kyanna*, **All**]
We don’t need booze and gifts-
*We don’t care how much you lift*
**All you need’s to be like you!**