Kenny Dennis

[Verse 1]
I was at a charity dinner
For kids with trouble talking
I had to shush the table (Shh!)
'Cause Tanya kept talking (Tanya, keep it down!)
The keynote speaker
He was donating computers
I was listening to the guy
And was packing a reuben

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm Kenny
Kenny Kenny
I'm Kenny
Kenny Dennis

[Verse 2]
One day I was on the train
I had to choke a punk
His music was too loud
I said "Right now
"Turn it down"
He didn't oblige
I smacked the little guy
The little guy cried
Don't step to the GT MC
KDeez
I'm cut with the local [?]
You're not even local at best
Your best?
Your best to the last horse
Carry my lady's purse
Get carried by a nurse

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm Kenny
Kenny Dennis
(Kenny Dennis)
'Cause I'm Kenny
Kenny Dennis
(Dennis! Dennis!)

[Verse 3]
Strong as a Cessna
Strong as a wrestler (Crestler)
Stronger than the Predator
You eat like an Editor
You're only forever-er
I am your creditor (Creditor)
Like a gentleman
(Let's go! Let's go, let's go!)
Whatever

[Verse 4]
A motorist was standing on the side of the road
His car was steaming
Busted radiator hose (Radiator hose busted!)
I pulled over
Not trying to make it my business
My name is Kenny, (Uh... And I'm here to give assistance.)
Kenny Dennis
Here to give assistance. (What you wanna give assistance for?)

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm Kenny
'Cause I'm Kenny
I'm Kenny Dennis (He's Kenny Dennis!)
I'm Kenny (Kenny Dennis!)
Dennis
Dennis (KDeez!)
Dennis (KDeez!)

[Verse 5]
Park in handicap
I don't give a fuck
Teachaz coming through
With the strength of a mack truck
If I got tickets
Then I rip them shits up
I drink 40s
Don't need sippy cups
You get bugged down
Knock out your crown
I'm in your town like jails
You'll get clowned
Switch my servers
To Transylvania
Shit wasn't legal in
Pennsylvania

[Bridge]
Messin' with Tha Teachaz
Turns out to be anger
Crush like mosquitos
6 in the chamber
I'm King Kong
You get ate like burrito
GT MC
You a bag of Cheetos

[Outro]
Kenny
(Known for sending gar-gar)
(Known known known for sending gar-gar-garbage emcees)
(Known for sending garbage emcees to the graveyard)
K-Deezy
(Known for)
I'm Kenny
Kenny Dennis
(Known for sending gar-garbage emcees)
(Known for sending garbage emcees to the graveyard)
(Nobody will ever be even)