Don’t Blame Steve

[Verse 1]
I was at a playoff game
Given playoff tickets
A chance for redemption
So the whole town can kick it
Foul ball to the left
I'm wearing blue sweats
Been a fan of Florida teams
Since Hawk Dawson left
Now everything’s slowed down
The field's went silent
Alou's running over
The man runs violent
It’s right above me
I knock the ball down
Alou starts whining
And crying like a clown
"Hey settle down!
I'm just a guy in the stands."
Everyone starts bitchin'
And cursing at this little man
To my left headphones
With padded orange ears
Fellow was crushed
Face in his hands into tears
Security comes over
Carts the guy away
They throwing beers at bus
But let the bigs stay
They're cursing the playa
I'm telling 'em to pipe down
Calm it down!
Calm it down! Calm it down!

[Chorus]
Blame Rebel Siren
Blame Eric Arrows
Blame Number 8
Blame 21
Blame Wayne Gretzky
Blame D-Ring
Blame Thornburg
But don't blame Steve!

[Verse 2]
The team collapsed
Eight runs in the eighth
Errors managerial
And bencher mistakes
They blame it all on the fella
To my left
I was a fan of Florida
Since Hawk Dawson left

"I'm happy for Steve and I told him I’m proud of him
I’ll tell you what... he's al...
"FUCK STEVE!"
"Ahhhhh, shut up!"

[Chorus]
Blame Osamaca
Blame Jeff Pico
Blame Damen Barryhill
Blame Roy McClinton
Blame Rod Rinlin
Or Cathy Maldonado
Blame Roger Beck
But don’t blame Steve!
Blame Kevin Hepburn
Blame Mickey Morandini
Blame Phil Regan
Blame Scott Service
Blame Alan Imbry
Blame Galarocka
Blame Ryan Klesko
But don't blame Steve!
Don't blame Steve!
But don't blame Steve!

[Bridge]
Ball comin’ at cha?
You catch it...
...but knock it down
Ball comin' at cha?
You knock it down!
Knock it down!
Ball comin' at cha?
You knock it down!
Knock it down!
Ball comin' at cha?
You knock it down!
Knock it down!

Why'd they get rid of #8?
Hawk Dawson was there
Hawk Dawson could throw
Hawk Dawson could hit
Hawk Dawson could throw right
The Hawk had nine
Ordered retired to Florida
H-A-W-K!

[Chorus]
Don't blame Steve
Blame Steve Star
Blame Vets Ryan
Blame Dan Rohn
Blame Salazar
You blame Gary Scot
But don't blame Steve
Don't Blame Steve!
Just don't blame Steve!

[Outro]
Blame the K-Ds
Blame the K-Ds
Don't Blame Steve!
Don't Blame Steve!

Don't Blame Steve!
Don't Blame Steve!
Don't Blame Steve!

Don't Blame Steve