Just Means

It’s not that I don’t like you
‘Cause I really really do
You’re funny and smart
You got shitloads of heart
Hell, I don’t deserve someone as cool as you

And just ‘cause I don’t wanna go on another date
Doesn’t mean that I don’t think that you’re totally great
It just means that I’m just getting over a suck-ass relationship
Yeah, that’s it
It just means that I’m just getting over a suck-ass relationship

And I wish that you’d stop crying
‘Cause the waiter’s sorta looking at us weird
You’re taking this a bit too hard
Okay, you look like a goddamn t*rd
Please take the napkin, wipe the sniffle off your beard

Listen, just because I don’t think that the two of us click
Doesn’t mean you creep me out and make me physically sick
It just means I’m just through with guys in general
Yeah, you know it just means that I’m through with guys in general

So like I think I’m gonna go now
I gotta get up at 11 tomorrow
It was nice to meet you, tell Rob I said ‘hi’
It was wicked fun, really, I’m not gonna lie

But just before I leave
I think that you should know
It’s not ‘cause you’re fat or anything like that, no
It’s not because of you that I decided to go
And just because I’m standing here and saying goodbye
Doesn’t mean I don’t think you’re a super great guy
It just means that I’m a lesbian
Yeah, that’s it, yeah! It just means that I’m a lesbian
I’m a big ole lesbian